January 7, 2010

C-ing A SONG

HOME
Local variable -
Mein pal do pal ka
shayar hoon, pal do pal meri
kahani hai pal do pal meri hastihai..

* Global variable -
Main
har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri
kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

* Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

* Dangling pointers -
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

*
goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan, khatam Ye
manzilen hain kaun si,
Na
woh samajh sake na hum

* Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein, mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein,
pehle tum, pehle tum







* The debugger -
Jab
koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye,
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

* COM programming in VC
Roop tera mastana, Pyar mera deewana,
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

* From VC to VB -
Yeh haseen vaadiyan, Yeh khula asmaan,
Aa gaye hum kahan

*
Untrackable bug -
Aye
ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se

* Unexpected bug (
esp during presentation to client):
Ye
kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

* And then to the client:
Jab
hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho


No comments: